Insanify

Squeeler Software, the makers of FuckItUp is proud to announce new Insanify! Version 5.3 (actually 0.8 because it doesn't work yet but we thought 5.3 sounded better - Remove this before publishing - Ed).

In this dog eat dog world aspirational office workers needs every tool at their command to scale the slippery slope of the office hierarchy. How best to do it? Drive your fellow workers insane! How to get away with it? Mess with people's minds almost subliminally! How does it work? Insanify! makes little noises while you are away from your computer, just enough that over time your office neighbours will be driven insane! One less competitor to worry about! There is no pattern to the sounds, no link to particular computer functions, no way to predict when that annoying sound will happen. Talk about tenterhooks!

On the Insanify! control panel you can set the volume to suit your office background noise and degree of intrusion into your neighbour's sonic world. You can also set individual sounds to a range of volume profiles: increasing, decreasing and, my favourite, randomly loud followed by a user defined period of complete silence so that when your neighbour calls others over to hear the sound they are looked on as being what they are becoming: increasingly insane!

Insanify! 5.3 supports sonic themes including such favourites as dying fan, electrical fault, stuck keyboard, creaky chair, random key clicks, chalk on a blackboard, tinnitus, mosquito, fly, muffled mobile phone, voices in your head and farts.

Share the fun. For the proactive there is also Insanify CB (Complete Bastard): a stand alone version that can be loaded onto other people's PCs. Insanify! will cleverly unload when the desperate users runs spyware detector or other virus checking software, stay dormant for a while and then reload, crushing your enemy's feelings of success and technical competence.

Maintain your status as the office sociopath: install Insanify! now and show them that you really are better than them! Available now from Squeeler Software and please remember to pay or we'll be sending The Red Chap around to discuss the state of your kneecaps.